Caspian Fast Food Cupar

the burgers are nice but curry is minging

be prepared to have brutal dihorrea

food is ok but be prepared for squirty bum

chips are good, pakoras are delicious and byriani currry was better than my local indian restaurant.
i go there often and i have always been happy

It tastle like mouldy deepfried minge served with dry pubes

Rebeccas kind of food :p

Shameful, be prepared for epic shits in the morning.

Think of eating a rotten fanny, but only covered in shit. Yummeh

its is awesome tehe....

Well the chicken was fucking vile broke a tooth on a piece!
started on the kebab which was not lamb i suspect it was kipper lips covered in fresh blob and cheese which i think we all know were it cum from! i had the shits as did my wife who only had 1 slither of kipper and my 7 kids all went on a whitey in the end we gave it to our dog which was a massive mistake as instead of using our back garden as a toilet my wifes new livingroom carpet became pan and paper oh deary me!

Brilliant attention to keeping the store clean and the food never makes anyone ill

Leigh's fanny smells of shit, just like caspians kebabs actual boak

nice chips and curries

few times now delivery was slow food cold n covered with grease from other food in order NO MORE ORDERS FROM NOW ON

one of the worst takeaways in the uk every time we order food always cold alwayss late jacket potatoes like sick and looks like drive sat on it ,chicken what chicken more like a rubber ball yuk ,pizzas like worms ,summery the cooks are not cooks the guy answers the phone is deef

one of the worst takeaways in the uk every time we order food always cold alwayss late jacket potatoes like sick and looks like drive sat on it ,chicken what chicken more like a rubber ball yuk ,pizzas like worms ,summery the cooks are not cooks the guy answers the phone is deef

one of the worst takeaways in the uk every time we order food always cold alwayss late jacket potatoes like sick and looks like drive sat on it ,chicken what chicken more like a rubber ball yuk ,pizzas like worms ,summery the cooks are not cooks the guy answers the phone is deef

i ordered a kipper kebab which I was very very much looking forward to. It arrived on time.. Excellent. As I'm salivating all over my nice new white frock, I get out the shop, I open it and take a nice deep sniff. Smells decadent. I get home, take my new kelly Barrett peep toes of, slam my fat ass down on the couch. Open my meal and take a nice big juicy mouth full. I instantly know something is wrong. For a start my meal is a deep dark brown. It tastes like a cow shot that has fired out with such verosoty that its hit a homeless mans ballsack and bounced back into my food box. I eat it anyway, cos I was starving Marvin. I waited about 9 minutes 11 seconds. The fiery diarumpus took over like a dose of the clap. I shat all over my house and my cat pebbles. I was vomiting like it was going out of fashion like my friend Sonia's hairstyle. It's safe to say it's the most eventful night of my life and I would highly recommend it to anyone

i ordered a kipper kebab which I was very very much looking forward to. It arrived on time.. Excellent. As I'm salivating all over my nice new white frock, I get out the shop, I open it and take a nice deep sniff. Smells decadent. I get home, take my new kelly Barrett peep toes of, slam my fat ass down on the couch. Open my meal and take a nice big juicy mouth full. I instantly know something is wrong. For a start my meal is a deep dark brown. It tastes like a cow shot that has fired out with such verosoty that its hit a homeless mans ballsack and bounced back into my food box. I eat it anyway, cos I was starving Marvin. I waited about 9 minutes 11 seconds. The fiery diarumpus took over like a dose of the clap. I shat all over my house and my cat pebbles. I was vomiting like it was going out of fashion like my friend Sonia's hairstyle. It's safe to say it's the most eventful night of my life and I would highly recommend it to anyone

Yum yum in my nan

This place is the bees knees. I have never had any better from anywhere. Even India itself, where I am highly respected as a grand duke

I wouldn't pass caspians,great food,great customer relation's and great food at good prices

Leigh had like ten whiteys but we got off anyway and she's good looking. A little bit of brown rain but we are good. We tucked the caspian man into bed and he got a good sleep, my Seven kids went on a Whitey for 10 weeks

Leigh's fanny is ok but my seven boyfriends went on a whitey